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Liz: Don't step it isn't poop now
[On Wheel of Fortune... the solution was "Don't call us we'll call you"]

Liz: She kinda has a pineapple head.

Tami: I think if I had to choose between sex and milk I'd kill myself.
Jenny: I'd choose sex, I'm not gonna lie.
Tami: Yeah, I think I might choose milk.
Liz: But you'd never have babies.
Tami: But there are ways around that.
Liz: Yeah, like a turkey baster.

Becca: I didn't spill on myself because I'm the least bit tipsy, but because I'm a freaking tool.

Liz: Come look at my schlode. My schlode gets longer by the day.

Liz: I should go check out our schlode.

Tami: He's just so adorable and cute and I want to play with him.