Quotables

Tami: You've never seen ___________ [insert some movie that EVERYONE has seen]? Are you joking me?
Becca: Nope. Never seen it.
Tami: Did you grow up in a cave?
Liz: Actually, I am a bear.

Liz: Seriously Tami, I can't wait to get married and get a KitchenAid mixer.
Tami: Oh my gosh, Liz you don't even know-that's the joke with all my friends from home- that's the only reason why I want to get married!
Becca: Oh, Tami, I think we all know there are other reasons why you want to get married.
Liz: Yeah, like sex and babies and Tom Brady.
Tami: Ok... [emphatically] YEAH!!

Liz: Uh, remember that time when I poured too much cinnamon in the cheesecake and everyone just stood there and stared and it was really silent and awkward? [said, oh, about an hour after it happened.]

Tami: Girls, we need a name for my car.
Jenny: It's maroon... sort of like an apple.
Becca: Yeah, you could name it after a fruit.
Me: That could work...
Liz: Oh, how about Goldie!!!

Tami: Ah, stupid buttsucker.
Becca: Have you ever thought about what it would be like to suck a butt?
Jenny: Where's Liz?

Liz: Ah, Tami, what are we gonna do with you?

Becca: Can I just say this cake looks freaking awesome?
Liz: I know- I can't wait to sink my teeth into its juicy flesh!