Becca: Like, if you're 60 and your mother dies you can't be surprised.

[General laughter / horror ensues... random jests about heartlessness, etc]


Becca: I mean, if my mother is still alive when I'm 60 and then she dies I'll be sad because I really love my mom, but I mean, come on, how surprised could I actually be?

Tami: No, penis is fine with me.













** Despite Becca's pleas that I not put this in context, and understanding that this would ensue in general hilarity were I to not put it in context... for the sake of propriety I must explain that this conversation was about using anatomically correct terms. There was the idea that I would hate the actual word for the male genitalia. I, of course, popped off with the above comment, which was just TOO funny to not put on Schlode, according to the roomies :)

Grammy lovin' fun...

Liz: He looks homeless. That's all I have to say about that.

[Pertaining to Justin Timberlake]

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Liz: He looks like Jack Black
Tami: Like a black Jack Black.
Liz: Is he black?


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Tami: He's kinda freakishly tall.
Elise: He's kinda freaky looking.
Liz: He kinda looks like Edward Scissorhands.
Becca: It's funny that he looks kinda like Edward Scissorhands and yet nothing like Johnny Depp.

[About John Mayer]

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Tami: How can she be comfortable in that? I feel like I can almost see her business.
Becca: That's because you CAN almost see her business!

[About Shakira]

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Liz: Ok, come on, I need something else shaped like a cone.
Tami: Oh, a funnel! Like for your oil. Or milk!
Becca: Ok, for your OIL or MILK??

[Ok, not about the Grammy's but it's during the Grammy's]


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Liz: Ok, that's all. That'll do, pig. I mean, not that either of you are pigs. Uh... uh... I mean, you know what I meant.

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I love my roommates :)

Rules People

Mary: Ok, seriously- who does that?

Dairy Qu-WEEEEEEN!

Becca: Guys, no one's allowed to look at me.
Tami: Are you going to lick your plate?

[PAUSE]

Tami: You totally are! PLATE LICKER!!
Becca: Well I can't do it if you're looking! I'm nervous!!

Note: Dairy Queen Ice cream cake was totally harmed in the making of this production. Wuh-ooops.

Pirates, anyone?

Liz: I wish one of the special features could be Johnny Depp coming out of the screen to make out with you.

Christmas Hilarity

Tom: ...it's like a poor man's version of Teach For America.

Joshua: Like "Teach for the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"?


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NO, Harry, the problem is NOT that we're both dudes!!