Saturday, September 09, 2006

Your mom has chiggers

Jenny: My roommate has fleas.

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Tami: My foot itches. I think I have Lyme Disease.

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Liz: Tami, you better watch out or I'm gonna release the ticks.

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Elise: I'm gonna have to set time aside to do this.

Tami: Do what?

Elise: This.

Tami: Have friends?

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Tami (last Friday, to her class): Your mom can pick it up with her teeth.

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