Just your average Saturday night in Chapel Hill with a Sunday night movie to boot...

[After many a discussion on it's perfectly legal to turn right on red unless there's a sign, we encounter yet another red light, waiting to turn right with no one headed our way.]

Tami: Um, you can go, Liz.

Liz: I can??

Tami: Well, there's no sign saying you can't...

Liz: I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE SIGNS!!

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[Watching "The Emperor's New Groove"]

Becca: Kronk kinda reminds me of my brother.

Becca: Elise, you look like you're trying to compete with Tami Nopants.

Elise: Yeah, Tami, it looks like you and Elili are in competition.*

[Elise's pants are unzipped. Tami's totally sitting at the kitchen table in her underwear. As usual.]

Ms. P: What wants to eat Nunu?

Your mom has chiggers

Jenny: My roommate has fleas.

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Tami: My foot itches. I think I have Lyme Disease.

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Liz: Tami, you better watch out or I'm gonna release the ticks.

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Elise: I'm gonna have to set time aside to do this.

Tami: Do what?

Elise: This.

Tami: Have friends?

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Tami (last Friday, to her class): Your mom can pick it up with her teeth.