Liz: I'll come surprise you, and do it when you least expect it.
Jenny: Like now?...
Liz: I'm running out of desk space to accomodate imaginary friends.
Jenny: Will you go to the sink for me and sign my name?
Tami: Someday when I am PMS-y I am just going to go to the mirror and shout, "Piggly Wiggly MEAT!!"
Tami: Make her wet her pants... ooo... but not on the couch.
Becca: I think I am losing my hearing... I thought you just said, "Make her wear pants... ooo... but not on the couch."
[Outside, on the shore in our backyard, in the pitch black, post-Becca and Jenny trying to cover the kayaks but coming back in because they heard "giant splashing noises in the water". According to Tami, it was clearly the work of a homicidal, maniacal killer, or maybe a duck.]
Tami: Wouldn't it be funny if something came up, grabbed me, and like drug me out into the water?
Becca: No, it wouldn't. Well, maybe if it was like Arrested Development and then a one-armed man jumped out next and was like, "And that's why you always cover the kayaks in the daylight."
Tami: Too bad none of us got eaten by a giant fish.
Becca: Yeah, that does kind of suck.
Tami: POOP LAGOON!!!
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I'd just like to point out that Jenny didn't ACTUALLY ask me to sign her name on the sink. I'm deaf. She really wanted me to go to "this thing" for her, not "the sink." I think the volume level in my classroom is seriously affecting my hearing.
True that but HOW FUNNY is it to think that she asked you to go sign the sink?
Pretty funny.
Funny funny.
Yeah, that's why I was suffocating laughing so hard on the couch. :)
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