Shenan: That's definitely a teacher joke.
Liz: You don't think that's funny- fendy boogler?

Tami: I think it's taking a crap.
Becca: But is it crapping ice?

Tami: Becca, wanna shake the mango?

Gotta love Fridays at the lake place...

Liz: I'll come surprise you, and do it when you least expect it.
Jenny: Like now?...

Liz: I'm running out of desk space to accomodate imaginary friends.

Jenny: Will you go to the sink for me and sign my name?

Tami: Someday when I am PMS-y I am just going to go to the mirror and shout, "Piggly Wiggly MEAT!!"

Tami: Make her wet her pants... ooo... but not on the couch.
Becca: I think I am losing my hearing... I thought you just said, "Make her wear pants... ooo... but not on the couch."

[Outside, on the shore in our backyard, in the pitch black, post-Becca and Jenny trying to cover the kayaks but coming back in because they heard "giant splashing noises in the water". According to Tami, it was clearly the work of a homicidal, maniacal killer, or maybe a duck.]
Tami: Wouldn't it be funny if something came up, grabbed me, and like drug me out into the water?
Becca: No, it wouldn't. Well, maybe if it was like Arrested Development and then a one-armed man jumped out next and was like, "And that's why you always cover the kayaks in the daylight."

Tami: Too bad none of us got eaten by a giant fish.
Becca: Yeah, that does kind of suck.

Tami: POOP LAGOON!!!