Becca: Ok, why do all my kids refer to Mexico as "up there"?

It's been awhile...

Becca: [says something about Josh Dalley] We need a different name for him, because it's OK to call DoBell "DoBell," but I never call Josh Dalley "Dalley," so we need another name so you know which Josh I mean when it's him.

Tami: How about JD?

*****

Becca: The band kids are the good kids...mostly. But like, some of them are really shy, and well-mannered, and so it's like...."Oh...Maria McWilliams is humping a flute. OK."

*****

[Alex Trebek: Frank Lloyd Wright intended for visitors to start at the top and work down in this NYC art museum.]

Becca: Um...I was going to say the Guggenheim, but then I realized that's the most retarded possible answer.

[Regis: What is the Guggenheim?

Alex: That's correct!]