Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Desperation Beckons.

[Jenny and Tami are watching a movie; Becca is in another room having dinner but within earshot.]

Tami: Yay! I love love stories.

*sigh*

I really need to make out with someone.

Jenny: Me, TOO!

Becca: WORD.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Concert

Jenny: Sorry, I'm gonna put my hand in your crotch a little bit.

Josh: No, PLEASE DO!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

WELCOME BACK!

[Tami tells story of some wise use of plastic bags in her classroom]

Elise: Oh, Tami, you're such a smarty pants.

Liz: Smarty no pants.

Editor's Note: Tami likes to walk around in her underwear.

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Jenny: Liz failed third grade!

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Liz: I just have two things to say. A) Those are my noodles. B) I'm really, really sorry.

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Tami: We need Becca on here! She's the only one not on here!

Liz: Becca, be funny NOW.

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Becca: Can that go on Schlode? Tami saying, "I want an I actual pig."

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Becca: I wasn't waiting for him this morning. I was waiting for him yesterday. Today I was waiting for him in my bed asleep.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Can't you just hear Gwen Stefani "n-a-n-a'ing" it like a broken record?

Alternate title suggestions:
  • "this bread is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-n-a. . ."
  • ""I don't think that's how Gwen Stefani spells it"
Feel free to submit your own!!

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[From an e-mail Becca sent... I almost edited, but you have to just read the entire e-mail!!]

This might need some editing, but I wanted to make sure you got enough context...

[Becca]: i think i'm going to bake some banana bread

Bailey: mmmm
you should make pumpkin bread instead
bananas are gross. pumpkin bread is soooooo yummy

[Becca]: but i have overripe banananas.
i totally did that by accident, btw.

Later in the same conversation...

Bailey: enjoy your banananananananana bread tomorrow!

That's right, I am a tool. T-U-L.