Gotta love long weekends

Liz: It's all about doing the breaststroke nude.

Tami: Why do fireflies spark like that anyway?
Bailey: I think it's a mating call.
Tami: Oooo, I'll mate with you!! Where're you at?
Becca: That's just so disturbing on so many levels.
Liz [with disgust]: "Where are you at?"
Bailey: Horrible grammar, Tami! Where already implies location. You don't need the preposition. It's redundant.
Tami: I can't believe that I just offered to mate with a firefly and what disturbs you most was my incorrect grammar.

Tami, upon her inaugural skinny dipping experience: Uh, guys, I am totally nipping out. I think my nipples are broken.

Tami, to Liz: You gotta turn the Liz on. I mean the thing. I just called Liz the TV. I mean I just called the TV Liz. But you're Liz. Ah, frickin' eh. I quit talking for life.

Bailey's here reading examples of vocab sentences from her SAT Prep classes. Here's an AWESOME one:

My effervescent excitement caused me to knock over a stand of small, spicy, spinach scorpion skins after learning I won a wet T-shirt contest in Japan.